Sunday, 25 May 2025

Same Same but Different - Vietnam 2008

29th January 2008, 7:40 Train to DaNang, Vietnam

Several days have passed so quite a lot to write about. Two days ago we left Phnom Penh by bus. The bus trip was pretty uneventful except for the border crossing, which, as usual was confusing, chaotic and tedious, complicated by the fact that we couldn’t speak Vietnamese. But in the end it all worked out, like it always does.

The difference in scenery on entering Vietnam from Cambodia was immediate. There were shops and buildings along the road whereas in Cambodia it had largely been open fields and a few wood huts

We eventually arrived in Ho Chi Minh City (HCMC) late afternoon. The city is sprawling and yet highly congested, 11 million souls trying to make their way, predominantly by means of scooter. We soon became adept at crossing roads despite the swarms of scooters. All we had to do was gradually walk across the road and ensure the drivers could see us, in order to swerve. Despite the chaotic look of the roads, I never saw any accidents and traffic never stops flowing so obviously it works.

After the bus dropped us in the Pham Nga district, read tourist ghetto, we wandered around in the heat looking for our guesthouse. Eventually we stumbled upon it after ignoring the erroneous street numbering, who says 4 has to come between 3 and 5?? The guesthouse was amazing, our room was an oasis of cool: A/C, fan, TV, hot water, all the fine things in life! Our friendly guesthouse manager helped us arrange onward train travel and book a tour for the next day.

We decided to walk to the war remnants museum to get a feel for the city. We eventually found the museum with only an hour to go before closing time. The museum had a lot of wartime photos, some tiger cages, history info, etc. as pretty interesting seeing the Vietnam war from the perspective of the Vietnamese. The Americans did some terrible things in Vietnam but I'm pretty sure there were atrocities on both side. The museum literature talked a lot about winners and losers but so far as I could see there were no winners in this conflict, only devastation and pain for the people of Vietnam. I found myself admiring the Vietnamese, they are a tough, resourceful people, its no wonder the Americans could not defeat them. The highlight was definitely the tanks, bombs and aircraft outside the museum, most were American, I couldn’t help wondering how much USA spent on the war and whether the money could not have been spent better...

After the war museum we walked to the reunification palace but it was already closed. We just took some photos and admired from afar, hoping to return another day. At this point I was feeling exhausted. We hired some cyclos to take us back to the tourist ghetto, it was quite a lot of fun being transported in this way, while cars and biked hooted and overtook us. A cyclo is basically a bicycle with a seat at the front for a passenger, the driver sits behind the passenger and pedals and steers the contraption.

We spotted a restaurant called Allez Boo and quickly ordered some beers and food. Vendors kept pestering us with their wares so we moved into the restaurant to avoid them. The food arrived and we ate but I just felt more and more tired. By the time we got back to the guesthouse I was convinced I had flu or malaria. I was feeling tired, really hot and sweating, went to bed early but could hardly sleep as I kept waking up. The next day I was feeling only marginally better. Thank goodness Nix is ok, only struggling with her tummy. Wondering if we ate something dodgy, I dragged myself out of bed to get onto the tour, and resolved to see the doctor later, this could be serious.

The tour was started by us being rounded up like cattle and sent from pillar to post around the tourist ghetto. Each time we thought we had boarded the bus that would take us on the tour, our hopes were dashed as we were dumped at yet another travel agency. Eventually we joined a sizeable bus and knew it was the tour. Apparently this system is used to maximise the number of tourists in a bus and the agencies collude or co-operate to fill it, but what a weird system! But no, more was to come. Now the bus started driving around downtown HCMC, picking up more tourists. In the rush hour this took ages and the tour only got underway well after 10.

An ageing Asian man bearing a striking resemblance to Dr Spok (Leonard Nimoy of Star Trek fame) introduced himself as Minh and would be our guide for the day. After telling us about the plan for the day in rather hard to understand English, he proceeded to tell us his life story and pass on his wisdom. Poor guy lived through the Vietnam war and was an interpreter for the Americans, I think he saw some scary stuff. His motto was be happy in everything you do. I felt sorry for him, he was telling us some pretty personal stuff and most of the folks weren't really responding. I guess they didn’t hear him all that well...

After what seemed like hours we arrived at the Cao Dai temple. It was hot and I was feeling sick. The temple looked a bit like a regular cathedral except it was a weird custard and pink monstrosity. There was a statue of what looked like a cow on the roof. We hurried along with the other tourists and removed our shoes before entering. We filed up to the viewing galleries just in time before the ceremony began. People in white robes started entering the area below us. A few others were dressed in blue, yellow and red robes, indication of rank no doubt. A small band plays some music with a variety of unidentified cultural objects. A gong sounds occasionally and every one of the robed figures sitting on the floor bows their head to the ground. This goes on indefinitely. No speeches, hymn etc. Just song, music, bowing, repeat.

The inside of the temple is richly decorated, maybe a little too richly, in fact it looks like one giant piece of confectionery. The pillars of the building are decorated with swirling dragons. Each window features an eye in a triangle. At the very end is an enormous orb, again with an eye painted on. I think I spot a statue with likeness of Jesus, Buddha and some other bearded characters. This is roll your own religion at its best.



We eventually get bored of the chanting and leave. I spot this painting of three men, one looks like colonel Sanders of KFC but it turns out to be Victor Hugo, some French guy who helped start this religion. The guide later tells us the Cao Daists believe in seances. Not really sure what they are all about, will have to Google but I still think their décor needs work if they are planning to go global...

We stop for lunch. I can barely finish half of my meal, Nix can tell I'm not myself. We meet an English man, Londoner and swap travel tales. He tells us Halong is great, weather fine, he complains about just about everything else but that is just the English.

The highlight of the day has arrived, the Cu Chi tunnels. We watch a short intro video about who the people of Cu Chi are and why they built the tunnels. Minh the guide leads us into the jungle. We stop at a shady spot and sweep some leaves aside... Lo a trapdoor is revealed! A chap with a green uniform opens the trapdoor and proceeds to disappear into the ground, recovering the trapdoor in the process. The trapdoor is tiny, maybe 30x40cm. Two of the tourists are allowed to try getting into the trapdoor to the tunnel below. It must have been vexing for the GI's to be tracking down Viet Cong (VC) only to have them disappear into the ground. We walk a short distance further and the guide demonstrates a pit trap with rows of sharpened bamboo sticks below, deadly.



The forest is dense, it must have been terrifying navigating this trap infested territory. The Americans tried to bomb and defoliate the Cu Chi area but did not manage to remove the VC in the area. The guides shows us some reconstructions of life and work in the tunnels. The VC were incredibly resourceful, re-using shrapnel from bombs, or sawing bombs (unexploded) apart to reuse the explosives – deadly! There is also an exhibit of more traps, barbed steel spikes to inflict severe pain and damage, these guys weren't taking any prisoners.

In the distance we hear shooting, giving us an inkling of the sounds of the battle that must have rung out across Vietnam during the war. We arrive at the shooting range and with some trepidation I hand over $10 and get some AK47 bullets. I feel very nervous. I've shot guns before and I know there is always a risk of injury and death. I take my place behind the AK47 and the attendant soldier hands me a pair of earphones as sound protection (effectively useless!). He loads and readies the gun. I take aim and squeeze the trigger. The sound is unbelievable, the AK is powerful. I would hate to be on the other side of this. The AK is set to single fire, which is disappointing as I really wanted the automatic. I finish my ten rounds and step away exhausted but chuffed. I come to two conclusions, I could never be a solider unless brainwashed and anyone who shoots on a battlefield must end up being deaf. 

We leave the shooting range and our guide takes us to a re-constructed tunnel. We crawl in, I can just haunch down and crawl forward. Its so tiring and hot. We come up and are shocked to see we have only crawled about 10-15m. I suddenly have a great deal of awe for the guerillas, they must have been some tough bastards. The tour of Cu Chi is at an end, and the coach drives us home. Ironically, I'm starting to feel less fluey and tired but my tummy still hurts.

We get back to HCMC and decide its best to find a doctor. We try two state medical facilities but get nowhere as no one speaks English. We finally opt for a private health facility near Notre Dame church and a doctor, English speaking, immediately sees us. He examines me and comes to the diagnosis that I suffered dehydration and diarrhoea. He prescribes some rehydration tablets and diarrhoea meds and we make our way home. I was very relieved not to have malaria, this would have had a major impact on our trip! In the end we missed out on seeing much of HCMC by night. What we did see was a lot of New Years decorations which made the city look incredible with all the lights.

We woke early and got ready to check out on the morning of the 29th. Taking the medication wasn’t pleasant, the diarrhoea meds in particular were gross. We went to see the re-unification palace and to our great disappointment it was being used for a military ceremony and access was denied. From there we walked to the Notre Dame church. Its like a piece of Europe in Asia, seems so out of place. The only Asian touch is the fluorescent lighting tubes decorating statues of saints in the chapels. Next we visited the post office, which is supposed to be an attraction due to its architecture. To me it looks a bit more like a Victorian train station with its iron barrel roof. It is just a post office but the building does have an elegance and history about it.

We catch a cab and head to the Jade emperor pagoda. The pagoda is somewhat dilapidated and wasn't so spectacular. There are a number of shrines and lots of incense burning. The Chinese influence is evident in the writing carved into wood panels and the style of buddhas. We rested briefly by the koi pond contemplating our next move.

We ended up walking to the history museum which is just next to the zoo. The museum was quite interesting, told the story of Vietnam's history from ancient times through to the present. Each dynasty was introduced along with its artefacts. Its evident that the Vietnamese fought a lot of battles to preserve their independence. They were one of the few lands to defeat the Mongolians which ended up controlling most of Asia and Europe. The only other thing which caught my eye is this mummy (150 years old) found in an embalmers buildings that were being demolished a few years ago.

And with that our time in HCMC was over. We went back to the market Ben Thanh to stop for lunch. I had no appetite but Nix tucked into a Pho Bo (noodles in a thin soup with beef). The market was crowded and interesting. The guy next to Nix had the most disgusting looking drink. I could not identify what went into the green frothy mixture.

A brief stop at the guesthouse and our friendly owner gave us a free ride to the train station. We quickly found our train and boarded. We had the top bunks in a 4 sleeper. Until just before we departed the cabin was empty until another Asian joined us. Later a lady and her baby joined us. The conductor eventually offered us food and we paid for dinner. We got the idea he would bring us the food but after several hours I took a walk up the train to find out what was going on. I was shocked. Most other 4 and 6 sleepers were crowded, whole families were jammed in. I guessed that the enforcement was pretty lax and just about any number of people could occupy a cabin. Seating class was even worse. People sleeping in the aisles, on top of each other you name it I saw it. Eventually I found the canteen and they were just loading up the food trolley. The guy indicated to me it was coming... I should have just taken my food but I knew I could never communicate what I wanted so I headed back to the cabin. This took ages, the passages were crammed with passengers.



1st Feb 2007 17:00, Hoi An Vietnam

Another equally long time lapse since the last entry. We have already been in Hoi An for three days and so much has happened. The rest of our train journey from HCMC had been eventful... Our sleep was tortured with frequent loud interruptions from random Vietnamese. Our door would burst open, the invaders casually conversing at full volume, and occasionally swapping places with people on the lower bunks. This went on ALL night, e had our revenge though. We woke up at 5:30 to get ready for our departure to Danang and made as much noise as we pleased. We only just finished our preparations in time and then we exited the train into the waiting darkness of Danang. 

We haggled for a taxi fare but fortunately a friendly French woman made us aware of a cheaper bus heading back into Hoi An and we jumped at the opportunity. During the drive we spotted the sea for the first time since our arrival in SE Asia, it was beautiful and the beach looked inviting, even though it was overcast. The minibus dropped us off at the greenfield hotel and we dropped our bags there as it was too early to check in. We walked all the way into the old town of Hoi An. Along the river we found the market and some restaurants where e stopped for breakfast. The old town is charming, a mishmash of French, Chinese, Japanese and Vietnamese architecture. In a way, we decide it is somewhat of an Asian twin of Venice Italy. Hoi An also shares a maritime trading history and is set in a series of rivers and lakes which feed into the sea. We are still exhausted but decide to go exploring, as we still cant return to the hotel. The dusty gravel streets are lined with all manner of craft, art and clothing shops and stores. We stumbled upon the Japanese covered bridge. It has two wood carved dogs guarding the entrance adorned with decorations. There are monkey statues on the other side . Legend has it that construction started in the year of the monkey and finished in the year of the dog. We tried to enter the small temple on the bridge but realise we need an entrance ticket so we found an office and purchased one for the day. Unfortunately we could only choose one of each type of attraction to visit. Our first stop was the Cantonese assembly hall. This was where Cantonese merchants would hold a trade fair for up to 6 months. The hall is richly decorated in a Chinese style with corresponding art and statues. There is a fountain at the centre with a dragon hunting a carp.





Our next stop was the Hoi An handicraft workshop and cultural performance. We arrived just in time and the show kicked off. A band, dressed in traditional garb started playing their instruments including a lute, violin and something resembling a guitar except the strings are steel and struck instead of plucked. Next a pair of singers came on and played a game of singing a story made up as sticks with words drawn at random (kind of like karaoke). This was followed by a courtship dance, based on rice harvesting and fishing. Finally a solo dancer performed a highly stylised dance mimicking a crane/tiger which looked really difficult and drew lots of applause. After the show we spent some time browsing the handicraft workshop. There was an assortment of woodwork, clothing, fabric and art. We watched some women embroidering designs, and another pair weaving a carpet.

We selected Quan Cong temple as our next visiting point. The temple was largely decorated in red, with a pond in the courtyard with turtles swimming around. I posed with some spears and standards while Nix snapped away. We accidentally walked through the temple and into the museum of history and culture. The attendant tried to sell us some postcards, and then asked for our tickets. Before we can object he snipped the stub for our museum visit. We explained that we walked in by mistake and he begrudgingly returned our stubs – we left quickly. We visited the rest of the temple and only spotted a gong that caught our interest for a photo.

The museum of folk culture had some exhibits of traditional dress, implements and furniture. The highlight was the vibrant dance costumes used during festivals and celebrations.

We headed down the road to the old house of Tan Ky. This is a Japanese style home that was built and occupied by a Japanese family. This is a testament to the multi-cultural influences in Hoi An. On our way out we noticed high water markings, apparently it is normal for the ground floor to be completely flooded during the rainy season. It must be so strange to have to move all of your furniture upstairs every year.

Our ticket stubs had run out and it was past midday so we headed back to the hotel to get showered. On our way we passed a bicycle hire and decided to rent some instead of walking everywhere. Back at the hotel we are shown to our room, which is really nice and we are both very happy. After a shower I actually felt human again. The sunny weather was great and we decided a trip to the beach was in order. After a short cycle, we reached it. The sand was fine and the setting idyllic. Palm trees waving in the breeze, vendors making their way among sunbathers... We found our spot and spread out our towels. Except for a breeze we felt we were in paradise, so happy and relaxed. The water was a bit chilly so we put off swimming for another day. Later we went for a walk along the beach, so nice to feel the sand underneath my feet. The afternoon slipped by imperceptibly and soon we made out way back to the hotel. On the way we passed a nice restaurant on the river and decided to return for dinner later. We cleaned up and changed, and after dark we walked to the restaurant. The setting was so romantic with lights in the distance reflecting the river. We ordered fish barbecued in banana leaves and beef wrapped in edible leaves with rice and chips. It was delicious! To finish the meal we had some ginger tea which was really tasty and the perfect way to end the day. We made our way back, content and ready for bed.



We woke up late the next day (Thursday 31st January) and had a leisurely breakfast at the hotel. Afterwards we sprang into a full organisational frenzy and booked our tours in Hanoi for Halong bay and Sapa. The advent of tet (New Year) played havoc with our plans and fortunately the hotel travel agent hooked us up with an operator working over the holiday period (for a small fee of course). We also booked a tour of the My Son ruins of the Chan empire. Then we went to a suit and clothing tailor just up the road. We browsed the catalogues and came up with some suit designs and selected the material. We bargained hard but could only reach a price of $138 for both suits. But this was still cheaper than buying back home so we ended up going for it. The tailors took our measurements. One commented on my garden path (hairy belly) and jokingly called me “monkey” to everyone's amusement.

From Asia tailors we tried to find Red Bridge cooking school on our bikes. The guidebook only said it was out of town so we could not find it. We ended up asking a hotel for help but they could only give us vague directions. We decided to head back to town to Hai's scout cafe, where the course was supposed to start. Once we got there we realised we could choose from an evening, half day or full-day course. We settled on half day for $18 (expensive) but we were not sure when we were leaving Hoi An so we had to go all the way back to the hotel to check the info. We were only leaving around 2pm, so we went ahead and booked the course which should end around 1pm on Saturday 2nd. We had some lunch at Hai's only to realise we didnt have enough money to pay. I had to go all the way back to the hotel to fetch the money (D'oh!). The rest of the afternoon was spent shopping in the old town. As tempting as it was to buy some art, we refrained as we knew we would have to carry it all the way home. Nix did spot a Chinese style top which she really liked at a tailors. They measured her and she paid for the top. We both agreed it would be amazing to wear tailored clothing all the time instead of shopping at department stores. We stopped at a riverside cafe for some sweet Vietnamese coffee. The weather was getting colder, very disappointing as I was hoping to go to the beach again.

That night we selected “BaLe Well” restaurant, from Lonely Planet, for dinner. We struggled to find it as it was tucked away in a side street. My initial impression was to run as it looked so basic... But the owner invited us to sit and so we did, looking for an experience. The place had plastic furniture designed for Asians. It was a set menu of traditional food. Soon a plate of skewered meat arrived, some rice paper, dipping sauces, kimchi and salad. The owner lady, Mai, demonstrated how to place the ingredients in the paper and roll it before dipping in the sauces. Absolutely delicious! Never judge a book by its cover. Next the springrolls arrive and something that looks like an omelette. We roll this and eat. The food is filling and soon we are both rubbing our tummies. Mai proudly shows us her guestbook and the comments are really impressive. She is such a charismatic lady, made us feel so welcome even though we are the only foreigners in a very local place.

We woke up early on Friday (1st Feb) to go on the My Son sunrise tour. We got to the hotel reception to find everything locked up. We decided to sit in the reception until the tourist bus arrived. In the gloom I became aware of a soft snoring sound right in reception. I could see something which looked like mosquito nets, after which I realised the staff was sleeping here. We waited for an hour and at 6:00 one of the hotel staff finally got up and opened the gate and another called the tour company which runs the tour to My Son. The company had decided there would be no sunrise that day and so had cancelled the tour. We went back to bed to catch a nap before breakfast. The company kindly moved us to the day tour of My Son so we were happy. After breakfast two guys on scooters picked us up and took us a few minutes walk up the road to a different hotel. There we waited patiently for an hour, after which another bus pitched up. We drove around picking up tourists until the bus was full. We were used to this drill by now, so no surprises. Finally we were on our way and our guide 'Spider' introduced himself and gave some info on My Son. He addressed us as 'Spider grip' which we later translated to Spider group... During the drive we saw a lot of rivers, rice paddies and rural villages. The My Son ruins are high in the hills covered by dense jungle. There used to be a great number of towers but the Americans bombed this area as the Viet Cong were hiding out here and now there are only a few left.

We arrived at the site and were transported up to the visitor centre by jeep or minibus. From there we walked to the first and most impressive tower complex. The towers are in bad shape, built of brick and over 1000 years old. The bricks fit together perfectly, our guide explained that the Chams used resin instead of cement. The carvings of the site, worked into the brick are only barely distinguishable. These were Hindu temples, dedicated to Shiva and Ganesh. Even though the ruins are nowhere near as impressive as Angkor, the site has a mysterious ambience and the surroundings of jungle shroud the ruins in secrecy. The Chams were still a formidable force and once conquered Angkor before it was re-captured by the Khmer. They had their sun script and must have influenced other civilisations. Apparently their origin has been traced to Java. One of the towers at the site was built of stone instead of brick, but this was never finished, for unknown reasons. Two of the temples have been converted to museums containing sculptures and statues found on the site. We wander from temple to temple and then onto the next group.




None of the subsequent groups are all that spectacular, one is just a grassy hill, all that is left of an ancient civilisation. We came upon a temple made of bricks that was utterly disintegrating in much the same way as a sand castle by the sea. It was covered by a modern day awning to halt the process, most probably unsuccessfully. From there we followed a tree lined path all the way back to the visitor centre and from there onto the tourist bus. It drove us most of the way back to Hoi An but stopped for us to get onto a boat to go the rest of the distance on the river. We stopped at a woodworking village that had been involved in traditional workmanship for generations. The carvings in particular were impressive and Nicki bought an ornately carved playing card box made of dark wood. Soon we were back in Hoi An satisfied by our excursion.

On our way back to the hotel we stopped at Huong Ly to collect Nicki's top. She was pleased with the result and looked elegant wearing it, even with jeans. Nicki posed with the tailors to take a snap to record the moment. We spent the rest of the afternoon relaxing, writing and reading at the hotel. Our time in Hoi An was slipping by quickly but we were both having a great time.

 3 February 2008, 17:00 Bus somewhere between Hoi An and Hanoi

On the bus now and hard to write with the driver's swerving around scooters. The weather turned foul, I think Hanoi isn't going to be be fun in terms of precipitation. The countryside is really beautiful, rice paddies and verdant green on one side, the bay of Tonkin on the other...

Backtracking to the 1st of Feb. That evening we inspected our suits, the labour of the tailors. Nicki looked so smart in her new suit, the fabric and colour were a great choice. Only the frill on the skirt seems to have worked out differently and Nix asked for this to be removed. I put on my suit and feel somewhat claustrophobic, the suit clung to me in a way I was not accustomed. The arms were too thin and I requested this to be adjusted. The trousers were amazing and exactly right for me with my skinny waist and long legs. We made arrangements to return the next day.

That completed, we set off for dinner at Ms. Ly's. The restaurant looked modern and chic. Ms. Ly was walking around in a figure hugging white dress and I wondered what her other business interests were... We order wontons, white rose, cao loa and some delicious grilled pork. The meal was great and we felt so full as we walked back to the hotel. We fell asleep after watching a movie (Just like heaven).

We woke up late, relatively speaking, as we only had to get to the cooking course by 8:15. We had our usual breakfast at the hotel and also got our laundry done in anticipation of Halong and Sapa. We arrived at the Hai Scout cafe and joined the other tourists for a drink. Our lively and Aussie speaking Vietnamese guide led us through the markets showing us all the components of Vietnamese cooking. Ginger, eggplant, coriander, lime, chilies, seafood, carrots, banana leaf and flower, you name it. The guide asked who liked chili, and challenged us to eat a small red chili with him. I manned up to the challenge. At first it wasn't so bad but after chewing the chili I was in real pain... the clever guide had swallowed his whole! He showed us some typical Vietnamese cooking utensils which we all oohed and ahhed about before shelling out 100,000 baht for more useless kitchenware that would soon be gathering dust. Nix assured me this would not be the case.



After the market trip we all got on a boat and headed for the Red Bridge cooking school. Our guide pointed out his boss's house next to the school, this Aussie had the right idea, the place was amazing and he obviously never did much as we never saw him at the school. Green envy aside, the guide led us to the classroom and the chef introduced himself. He was soon cracking jokes and we were having a great time. First he showed us how to make seafood salad served in a hollowed out pineapple. I abstained due to my allergy and got chatting to an American who discovered that he is allergic to Vietnamese seafood as it has a higher allergen count. To quote him he said he looked like Shrek after indulging in some seafood a few days ago and had to go to hospital.



Next we made some Asian eggplant in an earthen pot, which we didn't get to taste until much later. Then they showed us how to make rice paper from scratch which was so interesting. Basically soak rice for a few days, blend, spread onto a cloth tied over a saucepan of hot boiling water and cover. Then you lift the congealed disc with a bamboo skewer, carefully. We then added some fillings and bang we had fresh springrolls. Next we made Hoi An pancakes out of rice puree used for the rice paper previously. With a bit of turmeric the mixture goes yellow and is then fried in a pan. It was so much fun preparing our own food and the setting was amazing, cooking class on the river. Afterwards we had a sit down meal, which included some of our dishes and also a banana leaf wrapped grilled fish with rice. The boat transported us back to Hoi An. Nix resolved to throw a Vietnamese cooking party some time after we return.


We walked back to the hotel and picked up our completed suits from the tailors and paid. We spent the rest of the afternoon just relaxing at the hotel. Later we went for our last dinner in Hoi An old Town at a restaurant called Dac San. It was average, Nix had a set menu and I had springrolls and cao lau noodles. We reminisced about the great time we had had in Hoi Anand that we would really miss it. We made our way back to the hotel via the river and market.

We got up late on Sunday as we were in no hurry to leave. Eventually went down for breakfast, it was still overcast, I couldn't help wondering how much more of a tan I would have had by now if it weren't for this weather. We checked out and the staff tallied the bill. I went for the credit card payment option only to be told they charged an extra 4%!! On our bill this was around 15 pounds, ridiculous. We refused and went to the banks to try and get a better deal. Sad for us it was a Sunday, no banks open. Admitting defeat I handed over the card and resentfully signed on the dotted line.

After that we went for one last lunch by the river. I noticed some more new years decorations being put up. The market was as busy as ever and the tourists were walking the streets, shopping for souvenirs. I came to the conclusion that Hoi An is one of the places where time stands still, I could come back and find this place unchanged, years from now.

Our appetites satisfied, we braced ourselves for the journey to Hanoi. A bus picked us up at the hotel. It wasn't a sleeper bus so we anticipated a change somewhere on our trip. The bus eventually dropped in Hue. We waited in the dark with the other tourists. After about half an hour, the sleeper bus arrived, we stowed our rucksacks in the filthy hold on the underside of the bus and scrambled aboard. There were three rows of double bunks running the length of the bus. We selected two top level bunks, they were relatively comfortable but a bit short for the average Westerner. The bus took off and we were on our way to Hanoi. The driver turned on the aircon and we froze, clutching our blankets to keep warm. I eventually fell asleep and only woke up when we stopped for dinner in the middle of nowhere. We quickly got out the bus, ordered some Pho Bo (Beef noodle soup) and some chicken in lemongrass with rice. We ate without really savouring the food much. The roadside diners in Vietnam are not exactly Wimpy or any other comparable institution. The place is usually poorly lit, filthy and has plastic furniture intended for children, with zero ambience, but they are fascinating because this is where Vietnamese eat.

Back on the bus I managed to get a few hours sleep eventually waking up stiff and feeling like I hadn't slept at all. The driver was hooting incessantly and loudly at anything else travelling in the road. I watched the scenery roll by , still overcast, surprise surprise. The pattern of building in this part of Vietnam seems to be put up a few buildings in the middle of nowhere, nowhere being areas of waterlogged rice paddies. Every time I thought we were finally nearing Hanoi I was disappointed by yet more rice paddies but eventually we did arrive in Hanoi.

We grabbed our bags and realised they were covered in mud. I bundled us into a taxi and Nix gives him the address of our hotel near Hoan Kiem Lake. Hanoi is a bit like HCMC, lots of scooters, chaotic traffic, dirty streets... The driver located our address and I shelled out 100,000Dong ($6). We walked the rest of the way down Dihn Liet in the heart of the old quarter (read tourist ghetto) and into a small alleyway to “Old Darling I”. It was too early to check in so we decided to go and find breakfast and go adventuring.

We stumbled along the streets of the Old Quarter, avoiding scooters and vendors on our way to the Hoan Kiem lake. The lake is really large and impressive, there is an island near the north end covered in thick vegetation. I could just see the “Hue” bridge which stands out as its painted red. We spotted a restaurant on the lake and decided it was our best bet for breakfast. I ordered a delicious pho and Nix goes for a croissant and jam. The restaurant was playing Abba which made me feel sad and I have no idea why. Feeling better after eating we decided to explore the island on the lake.

Hoan Kiem means restored sword. Legend has it that emperor Ly Thai To gave up the magical sword, used to drive the Chinese out of Vietnam, to a golden tortoise swimming in the lake. We reached the bridge and took some snaps. Its adorned with brilliantly coloured flags on account of Tet (New Year). We crossed over to the island, on the gatehouse is a painting of the golden tortoise with a sword on its back. We made our way around the island and into the jade mountain temple. It has the usual gongs and shrines with gift and money. We also came across a gigantic tortoise... Well an embalmed gigantic tortoise truth be told but still frightening. The tortoise as at least 1.5m long, apparently these tortoises still inhabit the lake and are occasionally seen by locals and tourists alike. Sounded like a case for “Ripley's believe it or not” of the “X-Files”...



We left the island and headed back to the hotel. On the way we passed the water puppet theatre and decided to buy some tickets for a show later (D20,000). It was still to early to check in so we chose to visit the memorial house and Bach ma temple to kill some more time.

The memorial house is a reconstruction of a Chinese home in the Old Quarter. The rooms have traditional antique furniture. A Chinese chess set caught my eye, the layout is similar to a Western chess board but I'm sure the rules are quite different. Downstairs is a work area, a tea room, and two courtyards. Upstairs we found a dining room and bedroom. Everything is finished in dark wood. There was a wooden bed in the bedroom and the attendant upstairs explains that people would sometimes sleep directly on the bed without a mattress. There is also a lot of traditional art and carvings on display.

We left the memorial house and went on to the Bach ha temple, which is a Chinese temple. It was constructed and used by the Chinese community who immigrated to Hanoi. Bach ha literally means white horse. The legend goes that the emperor was trying to build a wall to defend the city but it kept on collapsing, so he prayed for help and a white horse appeared and showed him where to build. We spotted the white horse amongst the usual jumble of artefacts in the main shrine. Other than that the temple was pretty standard. I'm sure if I understood a bit more about Chinese mythology and beliefs it would be more intriguing. I wonder if Asian tourists visiting Western cathedrals experience a similar problem?



We were finally able to check in. The room was lovely and there was hot water. Nix went for a shower but the water ran out quite quickly. It was midday and we were already hungry so we made our way to a local restaurant for lunch before heading to Ho Chi Minh's museum and mausoleum. I had some chicken fried rice and Nix had a chicken corn soup with baguette, very tasty and filling. We paid the bill and hailed a cab to transport us to our next stop. The taxi ride went quickly as it wasn't far to go.

When we got to the museum it looked very quiet, no tourists to be seen anywhere. The museum itself looked typically communist, very functional and utilitarian. We walked around to the entrance and saw a notice that it was closed on Monday afternoons during Tet, scuppered... Disappointed we walked to the Dien Hue pagoda and the one pillar pagoda. The latter is particularly impressive, perched on a single column in a pond, a staircase leads to the pagoda. Its supposed to represent a lotus rising from the sea. We move from the pagoda to the mausoleum of Ho Chi Minh. As we get closer it becomes apparent this is also closed. A detachment of uniformed soldiers is patrolling the area and I'm even more reluctant to get closer. Even at a distance the mausoleum is imposing. It reminds me a bit of the voortrekker monument, a large marble cub, dark and imposing. Nix takes a picture of me and we move on. At this point we come to the conclusion its just not happening today and we are best coming back another day.

Our next step was the temple of literature a few minutes walk away. There was a tall wall right around the complex but we could already spot some impressive looking buildings inside. We finally reached the entrance and paid. We made our way inside and were transported to a different world... There were beautiful gardens , pools and in the distance a set of ornate gates. We ambled slowly down the paved walkway taking in the calm and tranquil setting. We reached the first gatehouse red pillars, oriental style roof with its upturned edges. We made our way to the second gate, the largest, beyond was a courtyard with a large pond at the centre. On either side were 82 stellae (pillars/plaques) each with a tortoise as a base. The stellae are for the doctorates awarded to students of literature, each details the doctors name, place of birth and other information. Apparently the exams were carried our by the emperor himself and only one doctorate was bestowed in a particular exam, so it must have been tough.

We made our way through a third gate and into a paved courtyard flanked by two buildings containing shops and opposite the gate was a temple pagoda. We explored the pagoda, found the usual shrines, but some statues of the emperor and four other statues facing him. We exited the pagoda and went around the back. There was a set of 'new' looking buildings, and an enormous drum, suspended in a wooden structure. We wondered into the two story pagoda/temple which contained some historical artefacts. There were some musicians playing some traditional music and instruments. We ventured upstairs for some more photos but there wasn't much of a viewpoint. We made our way out of the complex stopping for an ice cream which was really refreshing.



We made our way back into the hustle and bustle of Hanoi's streets and walked to Lenin's statue. This was boring, although the statue was imposing. We spotted a cafe across the road, just opposite the park and next to the war museum (which isn't in the guidebook). We enjoyed a very expensive tea at the cafe but it restored our tired bodies and lifted our spirits.

Not wanting to spend any money on taxies and feeling up for a challenge, we decided to walk to St Joseph's cathedral. It took us about 15-20 minutes until we found it. It was pretty hard to miss, it stood out completely from the surrounding city. The cathedral itself seemed to be in a bit of a sad state, the grey black colour looked dreary and uninviting. The front area of the cathedral was barricaded, most probably to keep out vagrants. We made our way around to a side entrance and stepped into the gloomy interior. A few people were praying in the otherwise deserted church. We made our way around, admiring the stained glass windows. A lot of the chapels were dedicated to saints in French. I slipped some money into a collection box and we left the way we came in. I wondered what services must be like, how many people attended and whether Christians were persecuted in Vietnam.

We headed out of the Latin quarter and back to Hoan Kiem lake. We planned to eat Indian that night, at a restaurant called Tandoori, just North East of the lake. The prices at the restaurant were steep but we really wanted a change so we went for it. I ordered a daal, and Nix a chicken tikka masala, with rice and naans. It was delicious, as good as any I had tasted in the UK. On the table next to us were a pair of ladies were were convince were South African. After dinner we headed for the water puppet theatre.

We arrived just in time as all the tourists were making their way into the theatre. Once inside we could see a stage to one side, a pool of green water and a pagoda like structure at the back behind the pool. After a while some musicians appeared and an English recording started, introducing the theatre and the proceedings for the evening. The musicians started playing really beautiful music. One did a solo with a really peculiar instrument that only has one string and produces and warbling sound. Really distinctive and eerie sound. Then the show started and a puppet appeared on the surface of the lake. I strained to see how it was controlled and could just make out two poles under the water, protruding from the pagoda on the pool. More puppets appeared, carrying out all manner of maneuvers and movements. People, fish, snakes, dragons, boats, men and women, fishing, harvesting scenes played out before my eyes. One of my favourites was the dragon dance, where these dragons swirl back and forth and then spit fireworks while swimming. Towards the end of the show the exhaustion started to make my eyes heavy and I lapsed in and out of consciousness. The show ended to great applause, it was really a great show, we hung around a bit afterwards taking photos and then we headed 'home' to collapse in bed after another day of travelling.

5th Feb 2008, Perfume Pagoda, Hanoi, Vietnam

We woke early to get ready for our day. We had a quick break at Old Darling 2 and waited for the tour guide to arrive. Eventually a chap arrived and bundled us into a tour bus with all the usual suspects (tourists same same but different). We drove around a bit, picking up more tourists and eventually made our way out of Hanoi. The guide introduced himself as Ngok, pronounced Knock. We started making knock knock jokes... We drove for about 2-3 hours until we eventually stopped in a village next to a waterway, which was literally crammed full of sheet metal boats pained an uninspired red-brown colour.

We got out of the bus and into the awaiting boats, it was cold and grey, so misty we could barely see the landscape around. We sat 2 by 2 in a boat for four, with our rower behind us, a friendly looking child slave (not really but she did look very young). The boats made slow progress but gave us plenty of opportunity to take photos and enjoy the view. It was quiet except for the sound of our strokes, a pleasant change from the incessant hotting in the cities. On either side of the waterway were rice paddies and little homes on stilts. Steep limestone outcrops soared up around us in the mist. Occasionally a motorised boat would pass us and create a large wake which would leave us close to submerging.


After some time we reached the landing point and we gingerly made our way off the boat, our cramped legs not functioning yet. We walked up some stairs and into a village of sorts, more like a collection of corrugated enclosures. Ngok stopped to explain that we were now at the perfume pagoda. The name is a bit of a misnomer as perfume pagoda refers to a collection of 18 temples/pagodas/places of interest. We were standing just in front of Thien Tru pagoda. Ngok suggested we use the cable car, as the walk to the Huong Tich cavern would be challenging in the wet weather. The cable car would cost us B120,000 which was a lot, and being up for the challenge, we decided to walk. Ngok pointed vaguely at the starting point of the walk and we headed off. It was steep going but at least the walkway was well paved and constructed. I was expecting nice views of the jungle along the path but instead every inch of the road was flanked by bamboo and canvas structures and people playing loud (somewhat irritating) Vietnamese music...

For while we had no idea if we were going the right way. We ended up following the cable car above us. After a long walk of about 20-30 minutes up steep stairs and slippery rocks, we eventually reached the cable car station at the summit, We followed the path all the way to the cavern. As I caught sight of it, I was forced to stop and admire the scene. The enormous cavern, tucked away amongst the cliffs, had a large rock at it centre, dividing it into two entrances.

We neared the entrance and stopped for pictures. We entered to the left and saw numerous stalactites and stalagmites. Deep in the cavern we could just see a candle lit shrine. This is a Buddhist temple and a pretty important one at that. We spent some time exploring the cavern and the shrine, taking pictures.







Apparently the two entrances to the cavern are called the gates to heaven and hell but I could not work out which was which. Our guide informed us that everyone was heading back for lunch so we set off straight away as we knew we would take longer to walk.

The way back seemed shorter and less strenuous as we were going downhill. We eventually reached the base and sat down for some lunch of rice, spinach, fish, vegetables and beef stir-fry – standard fare. After lunch we made a tour of Thien Tru pagoda. The entrance was an ornate gate in oriental style, Chinese/Vietnamese characters inscribed on the columns. Inside the gate was a new looking set of buildings. We made our way up stairs to the main temple complex. We were in a bit of a rush and didn't really take enough time to explore the site in depth, it was pretty much like all the other temples... One exception was a walled courtyard which contained two large jade coloured lion/dragon statues. In the alcoves were a set of Chinese soldier statues, kind of bas relief style, and brightly painted. They stood as if guarding the courtyard and temple.


We hurried back to the restaurant and met up with everyone else on their way to the boats. We clambered back on board for the return journey. The mist had cleared somewhat and now we could see the terrain in more detail. The limestone hills seemed to go on forever, their serrated ridges cutting the sky. We arrived back at the starting point, our guide had urged us to tip the rowers on account of Tet no doubt so we left D40,000 to the poor child slave rower. The Brazilians in our boat had shelled out D50,000 and so had set expectations rather high...

Back in the bus we soon lapsed into napping after the strenuous activities of the day.

The journey passed uneventfully and soon we were back in Hanoi. The 5th of Feb was our 4 years 10 months anniversary so we decided to go out and celebrate. I selected “Little Hanoi” from the Lonely Planet as it was close and well priced. When we arrived the restaurant was packed, we queued for about ten minutes before a set of seats opened up. We scrutinised the menu and I opted for sweet and sour sauce catfish, Nix went for sweet and sour pork. The food was delicious and served with rice. The atmosphere was quite subdued, the place had an old world charm about it. Our taste buds and tummies satisfied we headed back for some well earned sleep. The next day we would be heading for Halong bay, which should be spectacular. Its a double world heritage site for outstanding natural beauty. As usual there was the trepidation, the uncertainty of the tour organisation, so we tried to manage our expectations.


6th Feb 2008, Halong Bay, Vietnam

Another day, another early start! We packed up and had breakfast ready for the tour company to collect us at 8am. Our guide arrived and we clambered onto the tour bus. We drove around picking up tourists and then the guide introduced himself as 'Linh' which he pronounced 'Ling'. He told us a few interesting facts and outlined the plan for the day. The trip to Halong city took about 3 hours so we finally arrived around midday. We were dropped off right at the port so we could see dozens of junk boats moored or coming and going. Linh sorted out the tickets for us and we made our way onto the quay to our boat. We stepped aboard the 'Bien Mo' a two star junk and dropped our bags on the upper deck. At this point we decided we needed more cash which was really leaving things to the last minute. I dashed back to the ATM in the port I had seen, tried all my cards but none of them worked, the machine was visa only. I then ran and found a moto taxi and negotiated a $2 ride to the ATM in town. The driver sped along and dropped me at the ATM which promptly dispensed D1.5m. Back at the port the driver demanded $4, swine...

Made my way back onto the boat and found Nix happily chatting to some South Africans... and not just any South Africans, the exact South Africans we had seen in the Tandoori restaurant two days ago! I introduced myself and learned their names were Lara and Claire. They were students from UCT on their holiday travels. The other people on the tour were a mix of Germans, Aussies and Kiwis but we didn't really get to chat to them yet. The boat cast off and once we were clear of the port, lunch was served. Food was pretty good, rice, veggies, stir fry and some seafood. After lunch we got our room keys and we dumped our luggage in the bedroom. The room was really nice, quite spacious despite being on a boat. The junk had about 3 bedrooms on the lower level, the common room and restaurant on the middle level and the top deck for sunbathing. We all gathered on the top deck for photos and to watch the scenery. The boat was moving into an area full of limestone outcrops, the scenery was really spectacular despite the dismal weather. The limestone outcrops were deeply eroded at their bases, in places the sea had broken through, and you could see beyond to other outcrops.

We cruised along for some time and eventually came to a stop at one of the islands. The guide led us up the hillside to a cave. I had not expected this, and it was an amazing surprise to see. The cave was lit up in a spectacular array of colours, highlighting incredible stalactite and stalagmite formations. The inside of the cave was really spacious. Apparently it had only been found by fishermen in the last few years and so is a relatively new attraction. Linh pointed out some formations, lion, eagle, Buddha, Romeo and Juliet, dragon... none of which looked anything like what he described. I was convinced he made it up, then and there! After looking around and admiring the cavern we eventually made our way out. A short distance further we came to another cave. This one was much larger and had a huge opening at the sea front. It was less attractive in that it didn't have such amazing rock formations but it was impressive in terms of sheer scale. I wondered if people had used this cave for smuggling or other clandestine activities. Near the entrance was a stella commemorating the visit of a royal delegation sent by the emperor. A modern day traveller had added their own touch by chiselling over the ancient characters. At this pointed I concluded yet again, tourists are vulgar and crass individuals... We completed our tour of the caves and got back on the boat.



We continued cruising along, and passed floating homes. These were constructed with large polystyrene blocks as foundations upon which a wooden platform was constructed. On top of the platform, homes and all the other structures were built. Our guide even pointed out a school, founded by an aid organisation, where local children go to school. Before this, there was no education, save that which parents provided to their own children. After some time, the ship stopped again at an attractive looking island with a beautiful beach. We wondered if the sand had been brought from elsewhere. We went down to the sea, and expected the water to be ice cold, but instead it was a comfortable temperature.



Behind the beach was a steep staircase which we decided to climb to get a better viewpoint. We were soon rewarded with some amazing vistas over the area. Junks with their sails seemed like toy boats, drifting amongst the limestone spires. We spent some time at the summit, admiring the views and taking pictures. It was just starting to get dark as we returned to the ship.

 


Our ship moved on through the gathering darkness. In the distance we could see the twinkling lights of other junks, like stars on the water. It was cold so we stayed mainly in the restaurant making conversation with the Saffers. Eventually dinner was served which followed the pattern of the previous meal, rice with seafood, veggies, springrolls, etc.


After dinner, Linh and the crew started playing karaoke music and singing along. The one crew member reduced us to belly aching laughter. He could speak little english and attempted to read the words on the screen but just sounded so funny and senseless. Next Linh gave an impressive performance proving he had been practising. Some of the Aussies gave it a go and even a German lady tried. After a few beers I eventually coaxed Nix into singing “Love is all around us”, apparently we did ok! It was still pretty early but people started heading for bed. By 10pm we decided we would call it a day and were soon fast asleep in our beds.



Midnight I woke up to the sound of firecrackers and Abba blaring from the sound system. It was Tet, the new year and the Vietnamese were celebrating. Not often do you see two New Years in one year. Soon I was asleep again, dreaming of Halong bay in sunshine.

 

7th Feb 2007, Monkey and Cat Ba Islands, Halong, Vietnam

We got up and had breakfast, toast, jam, eggs and coffee. The boat was now moving to a rendezvous point where we would transfer to a smaller boat for the rest of the day. We had to take all our bags with us. Linh was looking a bit worse for wear, too much rice wine and partying...

The small boat pulled up and we filed on board. There was a wind blowing and it felt really cold. Linh came around with some New Years gifts and treats. I opened my envelope and inside was D500, at first I thought it was a counterfeit until I compared it with a genuine note. Some of the other passengers opened some sweets and started complaining and laughing loudly. I tasted one of them and understood what the fuss was about. The sweet tasted like benzine mixed with something rotten. I carried on sucking stubbornly and eventually it tasted vaguely like mango but it as still disgusting. The other passengers were amazed I could keep it down, the smell in the cabin was terrible.

After some time we stopped at monkey island. The guidebooks warn that the monkeys on this island can be extremely aggressive... We walked to a bike shed and selected mountain bikes, all of which were in a similar state of disrepair. We set off at a good pace along the concrete road running next to the shore. Soon we started cycling into the jungle and climbing gradually. At some point we cycled through a cave, not sure if it was natural or man made.

We passed rice paddies and eventually arrived in a small village. The village was situated on a large flat area surrounded on all sides by limestone mountains. As we cycled we could hear people singing karaoke tunes and sitting together with family. Linh stopped us at a family home and we dismounted. The family put out some sweets which we happily devoured. Linh explained we could go exploring in the jungle for 20 minutes before heading back. We walked along the path surrounded by thick jungle on all sides. We were anticipating monkey attacks but on this occasion the monkeys had been on tea break, lucky for us! We eventually got bored and turned back to start the cycle back to port. My bicycle chain kept slipping on the uphills so I had to walk instead. The scenery was great, only wished we had more time to explore. I wondered how life must be for the villagers. On the onset it seemed they had all the modern conveniences but most probably enjoyed a slower pace of life, albeit insular...


The boat picked us up and we cruised along between the islands. My appetite made a sudden appearance alerting me that it was lunch time. Soon we arrived at a floating home and we all clambered off the boat onto the platform. Their was another bunch of tourists just finishing their lunch. We looked around and I noticed nets suspended below the platform, with fishing swimming around in them. I guessed the house boat people catch or breed fish and consume them at leisure instead of always fishing, smart. Eventually the other tourists moved off and we sat down to a much needed lunch. Unfortunately much of the food was seafood based so I had to go for the veggie option which was fine.

After lunch we grabbed a kayak and paddled around exploring. After just a few minutes my muscles already felt painful. My inexperienced paddling was really inefficient and wasn't getting us anywhere! We eventually figured out that we should row in synchronisation and use measured strokes to conserve energy. Kayaking is great, it was so liberating to be able to go wherever we wanted and get up close to the islands.

One of our group discovered a cave and got out to explore. There was water running out of the cave which I guessed must be fresh water, trickling down from the mountain tops. We stopped often to rest and take pictures. We spotted a beach in the distance and broke away from our group. We managed to reach the beach but our kayak got stuck in the shallow sand about 2m from the shore so we turned back and paddled to the houseboat. Linh helped us back onto the platform. I got a bit wet from water trickling off the paddles but no harm done. Actually the water was pleasantly warm compared to the surrounding air. Once everyone was back onboard the ship cast off, destination Cat Ba Island...

We arrived at Cat Ba Island around mid afternoon. For some reason Linh pushed us and two other couples into a separate bus and we were driven to the Cat Ba sunrise resort. The hotel was amazing! They welcomed us with tea and showed us to our room. It was huge, the bed was enormous and the view over the beach was a treat. I almost felt like someone had made a mistake and I was in the wrong hotel. Eventually I relaxed and just enjoyed this luxury for what it was. This was such a change from the cheap dives we had been staying in...


After settling in and having a coffee in our room, we headed out for a walk. We were tempted to try and take a dip based on our earlier experience on the kayaks but as soon as we touched the icy water our hopes evaporated. We carried on walking along a path above sheer cliffs and the sea below. It was chilly and windy but walking kept us warm and we kept going. We reached another beach, it was deserted save a few tourists, mainly Chinese, walking around exploring. I saw a billboard advertising the facilities of the beach: bars, rides, restaurants, dancefloors but none of this was in operation. I came to the conclusion this beach must be very popular during the summer season. We walked on to the next beach but it was just as deserted. We stopped to sit on the sand for a break. It was beautiful soft white sand, I longed for some sunshine but the cold wind was the only answer to my unspoken wish.

We decided to walk into the town in search of other attractions, it was a short walk from the beach along a tar road. An unimaginative row of hotels lined the bay crowded with boats and boathouses. Most of the restaurants and hotels were shut and the town felt abandoned. We walked along, saw a few kids playing with fire crackers, riding bikes and generally being kids. Eventually we got bored and headed back to the hotel. Cat Ba Island has an enormous national park to the north, taking up most of the island's area. Unfortunately a tour of the park would take at least a day, which we did not have. Back at the hotel we relaxed until dinner, a fantastic mix of soup, stir fry and rice. Feeling exhausted we headed up to our room and watched Harry Potter (Goblet of fire) before falling fast asleep.

8th Feb 2008 Halong Bay to Sapa, Vietnam

We were up and having breakfast by 7am. Breakfast at the hotel was amazing, buffet all you can eat, Werner 1, Hotel 0... We had coffee, I had a nice spicy Pho Ga (chicken soup), pastries, fruit... Fed and watered we waited in the lobby for our transfer to the port. Another couple soon joined us and then a driver picked us up, we were at the port by 8am but there was no sign of Linh or the other tourists. We waited around, listening to a blaring speaker broadcasting Vietnamese tunes. Eventually our boat pitched up and we boarded, waiting for the other tourists. At least half an hour later they finally arrived and the boat cast off. It was another cold day and we huddled close together to keep warm. After some time we rendezvoused with the junk boat and transferred our luggage. We were joined by another set of tourists, then the junk set off back to Halong bay. We occupied our time playing cards and Uno with the South Africans. Before we knew it we were back in Halong city and aboard the minibus. We were taken to lunch at an 'island'. It wasn't really and island and it wasn't romantic or pretty in the cold weather. Another group of tourists had joined us on the bus. I chatted to the one gentleman and it seems they had been waiting 3 hours for the minibus, I felt sorry for them.

Lunch was poor. The food and restaurant weren't great, everyone complained. Linh handed out feedback forms which we gladly filled out but I predicted the feedback would end up as toilet paper. After lunch the minibus drove us back to Hanoi, the drive was uneventful and I dozed off. I knew we were back in Hanoi when the hooting picked up. We got dropped off at the Old Darling/Asia Queen and that was the end of our Halong adventure.

We headed off to the travel agency where we booked the tours as soon as e had dumped our bags at the hotel. The agent handed us our train tickets and instructed us to be ready to be picked up at 7pm. We went for an early dinner at the Tamarind restaurant, part of handspan tours to meet up with the South Africans. We chatted about South Africa and everyone's plans for the future. We ordered a vegetarian lasagne and an eggplant hotpot, pretty tasty and filling. We hung around the restaurant and then made our way back to the hotel.

Soon the agent arrived and we set off for the train station in a taxi. I was thoroughly grateful that the agent accompanied us to the station. It was a chaotic mess, even if I could speak and read Vietnamese I would have turned and fled... The agent sorted us out, and took us as far as he could. We guessed which platform we were supposed to be on and after presenting our ticket, to the train staff we confirmed our train. (I checked with some other foreigners as well). We were first in the cabin and had just settled in when a friendly Vietnamese man joined us. His English was excellent and we gathered he worked as a manager at the Intercontinental hotel in Hanoi. An Australian lady named Jodie was next to join us, she was also very friendly and joined us for a game of scrabble which she ended up winning. Aware we were in for an early start the next day, we all went to sleep around 10pm. So far our train experience was 10x better than the trip to Hoi An. We got a great sleep with no interruptions and overcrowding.

At about 5am Nicki woke up and we started to get read to depart the train. About 5:30 the train arrived in Lao Cai and we made our way out of the station to be greeted by a mob of touts, taxi drivers and tour operators. They set upon us, shoving name lists in our faces or offering us transfers to Sa Pa. We had no idea which hotel we were supposed to be staying at. The only information we had was on our return ticket which said SaPa Royal Hotel. By chance we found a minibus driver who worked for the Royal hotel and insisted we should go with him. So off we went, with a random minibus...

Fortunately the bus wasn't too crammed but there was another pair of tourists who smoked and played their music loudly. It was extremely cold and misty. The ride to Sa Pa seemed to be continuously uphill and I could barely see anything on account of the mist. I just hoped the driver was alert, and used to driving in these conditions. Eventually the minibus came to a stop outside a hotel in what we must have assumed was Sa Pa. A few people got off and the driver appeared with a list of names. Mine wasn't on it so we stayed on the bus, not knowing what else to do. We drove a short distance further to another hotel, same process. I got fed up, I got out the bus and marched into the hotel, showing them my references. The clerk at reception made a call and straightened things out, we were staying at the Summit hotel.

The minibus driver drove around in the mist and eventually deposited us at the Summit. Inside the reception, more chaos. We checked in, my name appearing on the magical list maintained by the hotel. We were told to drop our bags behind the reception and to talk to the tours co-ordinator at a different desk. We queued with other confused and dazed tourists and were eventually issued with an itinerary for the trip. Next we headed down to the hotel restaurant for breakfast. The place was freezing! People kept leaving the doors open and the freezing cold air filled the restaurant. There was no heating and I was miserable. The toilets were even worse, water everywhere, cold and unsanitary. I assumed it must be the tourists who left the place in such a shambles, with no thought or care for others. We had a good breakfast, pho bo never tasted so good, and warmed me right up.

We headed back to reception where our guide for the day was introduced to us. Her name was 'Sigh' (unsure of spelling). She was short and wearing the traditional outfit of the Black Hmong. They aren't black like Africans, but their clothes are black with some intricate embroidery. The Hmong are a distinct ethnic linguistic group, having their own language not understood by anyone else. She advised us to wear gumboots as the trail we would walk was extremely muddy. Nix found a pair at the hotel reception but there was nothing available in my size. I sighed internally and envisaged myself covered in mud.

We set off into the thick mist and cold. Sigh started chattering away about herself, age, village, boyfriend and lack thereof. We gathered that most Hmong get married very young and had children. 20 was considered over the hill and spinster for life... We trudged along the tar road through Sa Pa town and downhill, the way we had come earlier with the minibus. After some time turned off onto a dirt road and the mud started. At first it was slight and hardly bothered me at all but then it started to get really deep and soon my shoes were completely covered in mud. I was feeling sorry for myself and wishing I was somewhere else. I had to keep reminding myself this is an amazing adventure and I should make the most of it.






As we made our way along the trail we were passed by village people on their way into town or heading home. The trail wound its way between the rice paddies, most of which were dry and unused during the winter season. As we neared the bottom of the valley the trail got much steeper and more slippery. Our guide helped us find our footing and we were surprised at her strength and agility. The mud was everywhere and fall would have meant getting covered in it. But in the end we made it to the river in the valley without falling. We followed the river for a while and got a good view of rice paddies cascading down the mountainside. So much water everywhere, it must have taken generations to construct the rice paddies and maintain them.

We climbed the hillside away from the river before descending again and crossing a bridge. We had reached the Lao Cai village and here we stopped for lunch. Our guide led us into an open air, but covered, eating area. We shivered and sat on the plastic furniture while she went off to the kitchen to prepare our meal. We had a tea which completely warmed us up, followed by a delicious chicken noodle and veg soup.

A few more tourists arrived from other trekking groups and stopped for lunch. I decided we needed some snacks so I bought us a slab of chocolate from the store for 68d ($4). Soon were were back on the trail and we slowly made our way into the village. There was a large group of black Hmong village women peddling their wares so we stopped and had a look. My eyes caught a silver bracelet which I decided to buy for Nicki. Sigh insisted that I only buy from the old lady that had been following us along the trail. So I haggled for a minute (seconds) and managed to buy the bracelet for 50,000 d.


We moved on and Sigh took us to her family home and introduced us to her relatives. She led us into a dark slightly smoky room, there were a number of people sitting watching tv inside. They greeted us as we entered but largely ignored us afterwards. Sigh introduced her mother, her sisters, the youngest of 4 (I think). Nicki took some pictures as Sigh explained more about her relatives and house. It seemed like we were standing in the sitting/living room. The bedroom of the entire family was off to one side and seemed really small, a small fire burned in the bedroom. I suddenly felt guilty whinging about the cold when these people most probably had little heat and comfort themselves.

Sigh's mom presented us with 2 rice package wrapped in banana leaf. We were so honoured, these people were so generous in spite of their simple life and means. Just before we left Sigh's sister in law joined the party, she was young and was carrying her first child on her back. Sigh told us later she didn't like her sister in law much because she didn't like her family. Something told me that village life was filled with juicy gossip and family feuds to keep boredom at bay.

We trudged along the the villages roads, passed other family homes, errant livestock and schools. There were lots of children walking around as school was closed for Tet. Sigh would occassionally stop and chat to friends and relatives, sometimes introducing another sister. We also encountered the red Zhoa tribe, distinctively different to the Hmong in their red only outfits. Sigh ushered us on, not wanting the Zhoa to stop and try selling anything to us. She explained they gave her a hard time when tourists didn't buy anything. It was about 2pm by the time we made it back to the pickup point. We sat in a shed waiting for other tourists drinking rice wine shots around a small fire to keep warm.

Eventually we left and climbed on the tourist bus after saying farewell to Sigh. I gave her a 50,000d tip and she mumbled a thank you. I couldn't figure out if she was offended, let down or shy but I felt bad for some reason. The ride back to the hotel was much nicer than walking and in no time we were back. We checked into our room which had no heating. We were breathing steam and spent the rest of the afternoon in bed to stay warm. I did hop into the shower but even thought it was warm the air was so cold it left me shivering. I sat in bed reading writing and watching tv.

Later we managed to pluck up the courage to go for dinner in the hotel restaurant. They had put out some gas heaters and we were lucky enough to sit near one and felt much warmer. Dinner was great, I had a beef and sapa mushroom noodle stir fry. Nix had a set menu – soup, spring rolls and a pork dish. We hung around hoping for fruit watching Vietnamese music videos but eventually gave up and went to bed.



We watched the most terrible movie, Ultraviolet, which was so confusing I rapidly lost the plot and fell asleep part way through.

 

10th Feb 2008, Sa Pa Vietnam

Another day, another early start, up at 5:30am to get breakfast at 6am. We stumbled into the restaurant but it was deserted. I checked the itinerary again – it definitely said 6am breakfast. Some more tourists arrived followed by a staff member enquiring if we were crazy to be up so early. So Vietnamese, so disorganised. We ordered breakfast at 6:30 am and it arrived soon after. We managed to jimmy the heaters and push back the icy cold. After breakfast we grabbed our packs, checked out, and got on the bus to Bac Ha market.

The trip was uneventful except for the last leg on dirt roads. As we pulled into Bac Ha we caught sight of the flower Hmong, an ethnic hill tribe that wear a dress of multicoloured fabric that looks mostly orange from a distance.


Our guide for the day pointed us into the tourist market and asked us to return to the cafe at midday. It was a mixed batch, some touristy stuff, and everyday goods for locals. Due to Tet the market wasn't as busy as usual. The market was traditionally where tribes came together to trade goods but now its a tourist trap. We wandered about and said no to all the vendors. After a while I got it into my head that a wall hanging might be a nice souvenir and I start trying to convince Nix. Soon we were shopping around and eventually we found something we both liked. I haggled and we bought a lovely hanging for 100,000bt.





Satisfied with our shopping we headed back for lunch. The guide asked me if I was vegetarian and lacking the Vietnamese to explain my shellfish allergy I say I am. He ordered us to sit at the veggie tables as the food is shared by everyone so I obliged and join the veggers. The food arrived and it was pretty good, spring rolls, omelette, tofu, cabbage, soup, I'm happy. The people I'm sitting with are Turkish and Israeli, we don't talk much.

The bus took us back to Lao Cai and stopped at the Chinese border. Everyone got off to take photos, of what I don't know... I got off due to peer pressure and tried to find out what the others were so interested in. Its boring, its a border. Sure the buildings on the other side are covered in Chinese writing but they are just buildings. I got back on the bus and eventually we took off back to the train station. The bus dropped us off at a nearby cafe, they are in cahoots with the summit hotel. We arrived at about 4pm but our train was not until 9pm so we waited in the cafe and had dinner and hot drinks. The cafe was busy, people coming and going and letting cold air in. The hours slipped by slowly and painfully. By the time 9pm rolled around I was so happy just to be leaving Sa Pa. We boarded the train and went straight to sleep once we settled into our cabin. Sa Pa had been somewhat of a disappointment. I couldn't help wondering if our experience wouldn't have been better if the weather hadn't been so bitterly cold and overcast. While waiting at the cafe we had chatted to a Northern European family, the father had travelled to Sa Pa 13 years prior and testified that Lao Cai and Sa Pa had changed completely. I wondered if this place would still be so traditional in another decade or if progress would overwhelm it and displace the hill tribes forever.

11th February 2008 Hanoi, Vietnam

We got back to Hanoi around 5pm. We haggled with taxi drivers who refused to turn on their meters as it was out of hours. Hanoi never sleeps it seems, not does the traffic and scooters, hooting and tooting. We hopped into a taxi, which dropped us off at Hoan Kiem lake north side near the bus rank. We trudge through the silent streets of the old quarter, stray cats and dogs our only companions. We arrived at the Asia Queen/Old Darling but its shut tight. There is a small vendor setting up shop next door and we decide to wait for the hotel to open. The vendor tells us he only serves food and seeing he won't get any money out of us , goes next door and rings the bell of the Asia Queen. Amazingly the shutter doors open and a groggy eyes teenaged staff member stares at us like we are part of his worst nightmare. He let us in and disappeared to his bed, the vendor went back to his stand with a smirk. Nicki settled down on the wooden bench in her sleeping bag and I decided to surf the web and do some emailing.

Around 7:30am the hotel started to come alive, guest arriving for breakfast. It was too early to check in but we tried our luck. The receptionist told us to come back later as the room is not ready and they are short staffed due to the public holiday. We started to realise that everything would be shut on account of the public holiday and decided not to do anything related to sightseeing. We killed some time on the internet until our room was ready. Also popped out for breakfast at a cafe restaurant called Long Van near the lake. Had the most awesome coffee and sweet milk and some eggs on a baguette. Finally checked into our room after 11am. Had a shower and set in bed reading and writing. Nix wasn't feeling great, coughing and sneezing, convinced I would pick it up soon. For lunch we wandered around the latin quarter but most of the food was too expensive, especially western food... We settled on a small restaurant that was completely decorated with bamboo furniture and finishings. Nix had spaghetti bolognese and I had potato curry which was delicious and filling. We headed back to the hotel and relaxed

Later we went around and found a book exchange . We decided we needed a new book so we exchanged the 'Kite runner' for 'Catfish and Mandalay'. I haggled my best but could only get 50,000D for the kite runner even though it was an original, and bough Catfish and Mandalay for 75,000D and it was a copied version, such a rip off. The rest of the day passed slowly, I watched Discovery channel and Nix slept, it was good to have an off day. We went out for a cheap dinner later on and went straight to bed after that. The next day would be busy as we planned to visit Ho Chi Minh's mausoleum complex.

12th February 2008, Hanoi Vietnam

Last day in Hanoi and we were starting to get excited about Laos and hopefully some warmer weather and a change of scenery. We checked out of the hotel and walked all the way to the mausoleum. We started to cross the lawn on the way to the building when a cop blew his whistle at us and pointed for us to go around. We obliged and eventually found the entrance. We had to drop our bags and camera before seeing the mausoleum and then joined the other tourists in the queue. Progress was slow, it took us ages to reach the actual entrance. Nix had to keep her mobile phone in a transparent plastic bag. There were guards everywhere wearing army uniforms and fixed bayonets to their rifles... Guarding the nation's icon is serious business.

There were thousands of tourists at the complex, mainly Chinese or Vietnamese visitors. The mausoleum entrance came into view and a red carpet, indicating the route of visitation. A guard stops the Aussie woman in front of me, she has her hand in her pocket and withdraws a lipstick. He flags her back into the queue, but the message is clear: don't keep your hands in your pockets.

The mood of the tourists was subdued, everyone was silent as we file into the inner sanctum. I caught my first glimpse of uncle Ho. He looks ghostly white and glows eerily in the darkened interior. The tourists were gawping shamelessly, myself included. It was a bit macabre seeing a body on display like that. We were actually lucky to see Ho Chi Minh, as he goes off the Russia for mummification treatment once a year on a 3 month hiatus... The encounter with uncle Ho left me feeling unsettled and strange, seeing mummies in the London museum is a totally different experience. I think I would agree with uncle Ho that cremation would have been a better option.


After the mausoleum we headed into the palace for 20,000D each. But first I had to jog all the way back to the bag drop to collect our camera. Once inside the palace we saw lots of yellow coloured stately buildings in a lush green park with water pools and tree lined avenues. We viewed Ho Chi Minh's cars, his work and apartments in the early years. Next we visited his stilt house. The stilt house is functional and minimalist, on the lower area under the house is furniture and an eating area. We joined the horde of tourists filling up the house, all we could see was two rooms, an office and a bedroom. Uncle Ho obviously liked to keep things simple and not live too lavishly and I found myself admiring this in a man who must have wielded considerable power and could have fashioned any lifestyle of his desire. We made our way out of the stilt house and past tourists milling around a pond gawping at koi fish. We made our way around the pond and past a fruit orchard and then out of the palace compound.

Next we tackled the Ho Chi Minh museum. We tried to hire a guide but none were available so we bought a guidebook instead. On the first floor we found some exhibits regarding Vietnamese foreign compatriots and some photos of the man Ho Chi Minh. Some newspaper clippings and typings, writings of HCM. The exhibits paint a picture of a benevolent uncle who lived by a strict moral code and tried to instil this in the Vietnamese Communist party. I once again found myself admiring HCM but I had to remind myself that despite his integral character and all he stood for, communism had failed miserably because it assumes all people are like HCM, when instead they are self serving and largely corrupt.


On the next level of the museum the layout changed. We ascend to a central point and a museum lies in a circle around us. At the central atrium is a statue of HCM. We proceeded into the museum and observed some of the symbolic artworks and sculptures. The museum was laid out in an experiential style, various exhibits telling the story instead of large tracts of text, allowing us to form our own opinions and gather information. There was some information on the state of the world prior to Vietnamese liberation from France, particularly Communist and Soviet developments which greatly influenced HCM. He travelled to France in his 20s and was involved in setting up the communist party there before returning to Vietnam and doing the same. He gave his entire life to the cause of Vietnam and Communism and never married or left any descendants. There were exhibits of his personal effects, family, writings, artefacts of Vietnamese culture and war. In all it was a difficult museum to take in because the information was scattered across so many different items and it was hard to form a coherent picture of Ho Chi Minh and his Vietnam. I decided that it would be good to read more on topics such as Communism, Fascism and the life of HCM to get a better understanding.

We left the museum feeling weary and in need of lunch. We walked all the way back to the war museum opposite the statue of Lenin. We ordered lunch at the café, baguettes which were so delicious. I played with the idea of visiting the war museum but it was just too expensive and Nix was just not interested. After lunch we caught a cab back to Hoan Kiem lake but the taxi driver dropped us off at the South end so we had to walk back to the hotel. We killed some time on the internet before hailing another cab to carry us to the Vietnam airlines minibus airport transfer. The transfer was painless and soon we were at the airport. We checked in for our flight and sat at a restaurant and had coffee until it was time to go.

We had just enough money to cover the airport tax of $15 on departure. We headed through immigration and customs without any problem. We reached the boarding gates but there was still nowhere to pay our departure tax. After asking around we were informed departure tax was included in the flight. Greta, now I had 450,000 unexchangeable Dong… We just happened to be near an America who heard our dilemma and suggested we exchange it at the bureau in the airport. The problem was it was outside. I decided to go back through immigration and try exchange. At the desk an official stopped me and insisted I hand over my passport. I hesitated, do I trust this corrupt official or do I sit with worthless Dong? I made a snap decision and handed over my passport, while every other fibre in my body was warning of the danger. I dashed out and found the exchange, my anxiety mounting with each passing minute. I managed to get $30 and sprinted back to immigration, sighing with relief as the official handed my back my passport.

Dongless and happy we boarded our flight to Laos. Our time in Vietnam was over, it was a challenge to sum up our experience of Vietnam. It’s a place of contrasts, ancient and modern, tradition and change, order and chaos, ying and yang. One thing I was certain of, was that Vietnam was on the move and I would not be able to return here without seeing major changes and I had been treated to a snapshot view never to be seen again.